It is well known that the Moon landing in July 1969 was faked in the desert of Arizona. The Garlic can now reveal that this was necessary because the Apollo capsule malfunctioned and never left the moon, stranding Neil Armstrong there. He has been living there ever since 1969. It is now becoming clear that Neil Armstrong’s death has also been faked. Although he is still living on the moon, NASA and the USA Government are unwilling to acknowledge the failure of the 1969 mission. It has been reported that the following Apollo missions have managed to build a support station for Neil Armstrong. The station includes everything that a man needs to survive including entertainment, for example, digital television with more than 500 channels and a digital radio.
Because of much lower gravity on the moon, a man lives a much longer life there. The primary reason is that one’s metabolistic rate is reduced to a point where the human body stops ageing. Neil Armstrong on the moon probably still looks as he did in 1969.
An unnamed NASA scientist who is familiar with Neil Armstrong’s stay on the moon explains that the impact of the lower gravity is a bit like a gravitational-metabolistic rate version of the Einstein’s special theory of relativity. According to this theory, a person’s metabolistic rate slows in proportion to the inverse square of the ratio of the gravitational forces.
