The Garlic asked one of its investigative reporters to investigate why Batman was not able to help the victims of the tragedies at Aurora, near Denver Colorado and at the Sikh temple in Wisconsin. Our reporter went to Gotham City, then to Batman Mansion and on not finding Batman there proceeded to the Batsman’s secret headquarter, the Batcave, to investigate. His report is summarized below.
Batman is well known for fighting crime all over America. As soon as Batman and Robin heard that there was a problem in a cinema theatre in Aurora, near Denver Colorado, they both climbed in their Batmobile to proceed to Colorado to fight the crime. Unfortunately Batman was very upset when he heard about the tragedy he started feeling unwell. As a consequence of the shock, Batman suffered a heart attack. Robin therefore abandoned the plan to go to Colorado and immediately took Batman to the nearest hospital.
Batman had to have a coronary artery bypass. It has been reported that Batman has been recovering well and has returned to his mansion. It is not clear how soon Barman can return to his crime fighting duties.
