Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan revealed details of their revolutionary plan to create millions of jobs in their first term in the White House. Taking the lead from the Australian billionaire Gina Rinehart, the Republican candidates will get Americans to “stop whining and drinking so much”, and to look to Africa for their inspiration.
In a video recorded for the Sydney Mining Club, Gina Rinehart explained that the African miners and manufacturing workers are happy to work for less than $2 a day, and that is what American and the Australian workers need to do.
In an election marked most deeply by concern over jobs, Romney and Ryan see light at the end of their tunnel through their upcoming Indentured Servants of America program. Every single American worker will be guaranteed a job, as the outsourcing rush of the past decade flows back onshore. Americans will work for $3 a day, with $1.50 each day held aside in a trust account until the cost of the program is paid off. The program will initially be paid for by the 1%, for whom Ms. Rinehart is the new poster child. Ms Rinehart currently earns the same amount as 25.92 million African miners combined.
It is estimated that the average American worker will repay his portion of the costs to the 1% in approximately 43 years at which point the indentured status will be lifted and emancipation papers will be issued… for a small fee.
