It has been reported that Kim Kardashian has decided to move to Bollywood and star in one of Bollywood’s major movies.

The buzz in India is that Kim will also become the standing mascot for the Bangalore cricket team. The current Bollywood superstar, Katrina Kaif, who has been the long standing mascot for Vijay Mallya and his cricket team has reportedly snapped her association with the Bangalore outfit.

Deepika, another leading Bollywood actress, who is very friendly with Mallaya’s son, might fill Katrina’s shoes but sources close to Mr Mallya assured thegarlic that she will not be asked to be a brand ambassador. It is therefore likely that the company will get Kim Kardashian to be the face. It has been reported that Vijay Mallya is reportedly a great fan of Ms Kardashian.

When asked why she wanted to move to India, Ms Kardashian replied that she loved  tall dark and handsome men. She had heard that the most famous and handsome Bollywood star, Salman Khan, was still single.  The money in Bollywood was also pretty good since Bollywood and India love caucasian actresses who were willing to appear semi-nude in the films. They also like actresses that can dance.

 

Kim will not be without competition. A recent Bollywood recruit, Sunny Leone from Canada, was one of the top porn stars in the world, and has become very popular in Bollywood since she came to India for BiggBoss. Sunny has appeared on the cover of a very popular magazine looking stunning semi-naked in a green saree decorated with green Bindi and Bangles. Ms Kardashian will need to learn how to wear a saree but said she felt quite confident that she will have many staff to assist her.